December 12, 2002 - 8:18 a.m.

don't call me ... seriously

i just got a call on my cell phone.

the following conversation transpired:

sabu: hello?

woman: hello?

sabu: hello?

woman: hello?

sabu: *hello*! (pulling up antenna on phone)

woman: (yelling) JASON!

sabu: what?

woman: JASON!

sabu: i'm sorry ...

woman: (interrupting) WHERE'S JASON!

sabu: i'm sorry, you have the wrong number.

woman: (still yelling): NO I DON'T!

sabu: yes, you do.

woman: NO!

sabu: there is no one named jason here. this is my cell phone. you have the wrong number. i think i should know.

woman: whatever. (hangs up)

did i just enter another dimension?

- sabu